Pērles no 12. klases angļu valodas eksāmeniem. Ir smieklīgi!

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PAR IEMESLIEM, KĀDĒĻ BŪTU JĀBRAUC PROM NO LATVIJAS:

1. My werry not like that Latvia is crize.

2. Big crize in Latvia is very very big.

3. Latvia is economical unstabil.

4. Even before Latvia was with one leg in swamp.

5. Water polusion and lemons rayn.

6. My drems is I have home, car, girl and any think.

7. I thenk Latvia looks good, but reasons to peoples dont give.

8. In our country survives only the strongest like in savanna.

9. The salary of working people is falling with a speed of "Boeing 747".

10. Latvia cant give money to people, but Latvia can give them big life experience how to live without money.

11. When you work in England you dont need be very smart, you need only legs and arms and something else.

12. The smartest part of pollution immigrates.

13. In Latvia not job, not good ministrys. Not future in Latvia, nothing everything How I know in Latvia is werry bad politicen but other countries is normal politic.

14. Our ministrs who dont have study any education.

 

PASTĀSTI PAR SEVI:

15. My personality was born very late in me.

16. My best quality are policemen.

17. I am is friendly.

18. I am not lazy I just rest before I get tired.

19. I am burned in family when is father and mother.

20. I am a little bit king girl and that likes my mum.

21. I am very friendlich and sweet.

22. I m very simple gay.

23. He tell me much complimate.

24. I want change my relation sheep with girls because there are very good.

25. Main thing what could change my personality are woman.

26. In my personality I want to change my nose, it is too big.

27. I think I pozitiva persona. I am hungry, silence, pozitiva.

28. I sing my best quality is a sport.

29. I think my best qualetys are characteristics.

30. Of course, there is several think why people dislike me, mostly it because I still havent learnt to drink alchohol. I m beginning drink I cant stop for a while.

31. Another people have a their like. One people have a good like, the second difference.

 

PAR IEMESLIEM, KĀDĒĻ SKOLĀ VAJAG LABI MĀCĪTIES

32. School is very cool. In school you teach many teachers, they learn you.

33. First to fall you hav regulary came to school.

34. To get in hairy school you need to show your knowledges.

35. You must do more exercise at school for example riding books and decide mathematic task.

36. You can find some learning methodios. For example, you can learn with your girlfriend.

37. If you like laguages, you can chose to be English teacher! In nowdays this is very good job and also you can get monny to feet they families.

38. Schul is a gud thing.

39. Your results at school are very improve to you study in universe.

40. If I won studing in high school, I mast pain.

41. I very like read box.

42. I m learning in pavar class.

43. If you want dig holes you can leave school.

44. In my heart live many different skills, who want to come out.

45. If you leave school you will end up as a dirty worker.

46. Studies are light, unstudies are darkness.

47. Your friends are smelling about you.

 

JAUNIEVIESUMI ANGĻU VALODĀ

48. I dont finksow.

49. kwik deshisions.

50. nesusary.

51. pickause.

52. kwecshen.

53. Pissimistic.

54. It is nafing.

55. I look forward to herring from you.

56. Yours fightfully.

57. Facefully.

58. Yours sencefully.

59. Best fishes.

60. Best witches.

61. Thank and boy boy!

62. Yours seincerely, advicement.

 


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